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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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angelicdiaspora:

butseriouslyy:

koenisser:

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

Especially with our almost-full mouths of teeth, relatively few poxmarks, and low levels of lead in our bloodstreams.

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Make me choose… 
↳ Anonymous asked: Mob Song (Beauty and the Beast) or Savages (Pocahontas)


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drink-wisconsinbly:

Me: *Get’s out of coffin and leaves own funeral.*

Family: Where are you going?

Me: I have rehearsal.

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